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रविवार, 28 जून 2020

humour


humour

Interviewer: Let me check ur
english, tell me d opposite of
good.?
Banta: Bad.

Interviewer: Come
Banta: Go.

Interviewer: Ugly?
Banta: Pichhlli.
...
Interviewer: PICHLLI
Banta: UGLY.

Interviewer: Shut Up.
Banta: Keep talking.

Interviewer: Ok, now stop all dis
Banta: Ok, now carry on all dis.

Interviewer: Abey, chup ho
ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaa.
Banta: Abey bolta ja..bolta ja..bolta
ja.

Interviewer: Arey, yaar.
Banta: Arey dushman.

Interviewer: Get Out
Banta: Come In.

Interviewer: Oh my God.
Banta: Oh, my devil.

Interviewer: shhhhhhh
banta: Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Interviewer: mere bap chup hoja
banta: mere bete bolta reh

Interviewer: U are rejected
Banta: I m selected. Oye Bolo ta ra
ra ra ra hayo rabba!!
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