English vinglish

English vinglish
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Interviewer: Let me check ur
english, tell me d opposite of
good.?
Banta: Bad.
Interviewer: Come
Banta: Go.
Interviewer: Ugly?
Banta: Pichhlli.
...
Interviewer: PICHLLI
Banta: UGLY.
Interviewer: Shut Up.
Banta: Keep talking.
Interviewer: Ok, now stop all dis
Banta: Ok, now carry on all dis.
Interviewer: Abey, chup ho
ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaa.
Banta: Abey bolta ja..bolta ja..bolta
ja.
Interviewer: Arey, yaar.
Banta: Arey dushman.
Interviewer: Get Out
Banta: Come In.
Interviewer: Oh my God.
Banta: Oh, my devil.
Interviewer: shhhhhhh
banta: Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Interviewer: mere bap chup hoja
banta: mere bete bolta reh
Interviewer: U are rejected
Banta: I m selected. Oye Bolo ta ra
ra ra ra hayo rabba!!