व्यंग्य: मानसिक सुलभ शौचालय -दामोदर दत्त दीक्षित

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   jktsUnz ;kno us ^gal* ¼twu] 2012½ us lEikndh; ^esjh rsjh mldh ckr* esa ifo= opu mpkjs fd mUgsa efUnjksa ds uke ij vk/;kfRed 'kkSpky; gj txg fey tkrs gSa tgk¡ yksx vius ekufld fodkjksa] ikiksa] izfr'kks/kksa vkSj vijk/kksa dh fo"Bk dk foltZu djrs gSa vkSj vius liuksa vkSj vkdka{kkvksa ds fy, nqvk ek¡xrs gSaA eu gksrk gS fd bu lkjs efUnjksa vkSj eBksa ij ^ekufld lqyHk 'kkSpky;ksa* ds cksMZ yxk fn, tk,¡A   

    lEikndh; i<+dj jktsUnz th ds vuq;kf;;ksa] vuqxkfe;ksa] f'k";ksa] HkDrksa vkSj pj.kpqEcdksa & ftUgsa pkVqdkj fczxsM esa Js.khc) fd;k tk ldrk gS & dks djsUVkuqHkwfr gqbZA ;s yksx ykr ds lkFk&lkFk ckr idM+us esa Hkh iVq Fks] bl lhek rd fd ckr dks idM+dj yVd rd tkrs FksA bu yksxksa us dksj xqzi dh cSBd cqykbZ ftlesa la;kstd us vk/kkj mn~xkj ;ksa O;Dr fd;k] ^^vki lcus twu] 2012 dk lEikndh; i<+k gh gksxk] ijeknj.kh; ;kno th us fy[kk gS fd efUnj vk/;kfRed 'kkSpky; gSa tgk¡ yksx vius ekufld fodkjksa] ikiksa] izfr'kks/kksa vkSj vijk/kksa dh fo"Bk dk foltZu djrs gSaA lkfFk;ks] fopkj.kh; fcUnq ;g gS bl egku opuke`r ds ifjisz{; esa ge yksxksa dk D;k drZO; curk gS\**

   ,d O;fDr us viuh izfrfØ;k O;Dr dh] ^^nksLrks] ;kno th dk dFku gekjs fy, czºeokD; gS & ^^czºeokD;a tuknZu%A** og lEikndh; esa ekufld lqyHk 'kkSpky; ls cgqr izHkkfor ut+j vkrs gSaA tSlk fd vki lc tkurs gSa] J)s; ;kno th esa ekufld fodkjksa] ikiksa] izfr'kks/kksa vkSj vijk/kksa dh deh ugha gSA dqN ds ckjs esa og Lo;a xkgs&cxkgs ,syku djrs jgrs gSaA egRoiw.kZ iz'u gS fd fo"Bk dk og Lo;a dgk¡ foltZu djsa\**

   dksj dfeVh ds ,d vU; lnL; us viuk n`f"Vdks.k j[kk] ^^lkfFk;ks] ;g iwT; ;kno th ls gh tqM+k ugha] ge yksxksa ds f'k";Ro ls tqM+k] lkfgR;] laLd`fr vkSj fopkj ls Hkh tqM+k eqn~nk gSA iwT; th dh fo"Bk dk foltZu cgqr t+:jh gS vU;Fkk mUgsa dks"Bc)rk dh f'kdk;r gks ldrh gSA vU; 'kkjhfjd fodkj iSnk gks ldrs gSa vkSj tku ij cu vk ldrh gSA**

   lgefr dk Loj QwVk] ^^Bhd dg jgs gSaA J)s; ;kno th dqN le; igys xEHkhj chekjh ls mcjs gSaA muds vewY; thou dh j{kk ds fy, mik; fd, tkus t+:jh gSa] tYnh fd, tkus gSaA**

   ,d lnL; us lq>ko fn;k] ^^fgUnqLrku VkbEl vikVZesUV~l ds lkeus QqVikFk ij fLFkr efUnj dk mYys[k lEikndJh ;kno th us fd;k gSA mlh efUnj ds cx+y esa lw;ksZn;h ladYi okys ;kno th dk HkO; efUnj cuok;k tk, tgk¡ vkrs&tkrs og ekFkk Vsdk djsa vkSj cjlksa ls lafpr vius ekufld fodkjksa] ikiksa] izfr'kks/kksa vkSj vijk/kksa dh fo"Bk folftZr fd;k djsaA blls og gYdk eglwl djsaxs] chekjh dk [k+rjk de gksxkA**

   dbZ vkoktsa+ xw¡tha] ^^okg] okg ---! mEnk lq>ko gS ---! oYykg] D;k ckr gS ---!**

   'kksj Fkek] rks ,d O;fDr us Vksdk] ^^ij HkkbZ lkE;okn esa rks /keZ dks vQhe crk;k x;k gSA lkE;okn esa fo'okl j[kus okys ;kno th vkSj efUnj\ vthc ugha yxsxk\ ;kno th ikbi t+:j ihrs gSa] ij vQhe ugha [kkrsA**

   efUnj fuekZ.k dk lq>ko nsus okys O;fDr us dgk] ^^tSls Hkkjrh; pht+ksa dk fons'khdj.k vkSj fons'kh pht+ksa dk Hkkjrh;dj.k gksrk gS] oSls gh lkE;okn dk Hkkjrh;dj.k D;ksa ugha gks ldrk\ ;kno th gekjs fy, ikjl iRFkj ljh[ks gSa] mu ij fd;k x;k efUnj fuekZ.k /kkfeZd d`R; u gksdj tuoknh d`R; gh gksxkA fQj] ;g Hkh lksfp,] fo"k gh fo"k dh nok gksrh gS] dk¡Vk dk¡Vs ls gh fudkyk tkrk gSA jktsUnzokn ds izpkj&izlkj ds fy, vkSj /keZ/kqjU/kjksa dks mUgha dh Hkk"kk esa tokc nsus ds fy, efUnj fuekZ.k cgqr t+:jh gSA**

   yksxksa us /ofuer ls lgefr O;Dr dhA 

   ,d O;fDr us ckr vkxs c<+kbZ] ^^blls ns'k ds efUnjekfxZ;ksa dk fnekx+ fBdkus vk tk,xkA mUgsa irk py tk,xk fd muds nsorkvksa dh rjg gekjs ikl Hkh ,d egku~ vkRek gSA ;g Hkh fd ge gj pht+ esa mUgsa VDdj nsus dh {kerk j[krs gSa&

   ;s [k+keks'kfetkt+h rqEgsa thus ugha nsxh]

   bl nkSj esa thuk gS rks dksgjke epk nksA

   efUnj ls ;kno th dh Le`fr Hkh fpjLFkk;h jgsxhA**

   ,d O;fDr us lEikndh; ls ladsr xzg.k djrs gq, dgk] ^^efUnj dk uke j[kk tk, & *jktsUnz ;kno ekufld lqyHk 'kkSpky;A* efUnj ds lkeus ukelwpd cM+k&lk lkbucksMZ yxk;k tk, ftlesa ikbi ihrs] flj dks frjNk fd, jktsUnz th dk QksVks Hkh gksxkA QksVks ls Li"V gks tk,xk fd ;kno th dk vlyh efUnj ;gh gSA yksx uDdkyksa ls lko/kku gks tk,¡xsA**

  ^^ij efUnj ds fy, ewfrZ dgk¡ ls vk,xh\**

   ^^ogk¡ ls rks ugha gh tgk¡ ls ns'kh usrkvksa dh ewfrZ;k¡ cuok;h tkrh gSaA ;kno th dh ewfrZ fons'k ls e¡xk;h tk,xhA :l ls e¡xk;h tk,] rks dkQ+h e¡gxh iM+sxhA le; Hkh T+;knk yxsxkA lS)kafrd rkSj ij Hkh vc ;g Bhd ugha gksxkA ewfrZ vk,xh phu ls & dkQh+ lLrh gksxhA usiky ds jkLrs tYnh vkSj vklkuh ls vk tk,xhA**

   lnL;ksa us dksykgy&/ofu ls lgefr O;Dr dhA

   d'ehj ls dU;kdqekjh rd vkSj dPN ls dksfgek rd QSyh jktsUnz th dh pkVqdkj fcxzsM ls pank olwyk x;k vkSj HkO; efUnj fufeZr fd;k x;kA jktsUnz ;kno ?kj ls vkrs&tkrs le; bl efUnj esa vkrs vkSj vius ekufld fodkjksa] ikiksa] izfr'kks/kksa vkSj vijk/kksa dh fo"Bk folftZr dj gYds gksrs vkSj cgqjaxh liuksa vkSj vkdka{kkvksa ds fy, nqvk ek¡xrsA pkVqdkj fcxzsM ds lnL; Hkh efUnj vkus yxsA os Hkh vius ekufld fodkjksa] ikiksa] izfr'kks/kksa vkSj vijk/kksa dh fo"Bk dk foltZu djrs] nqvk ek¡xrsA

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